I know this may come as a shock to most people, but even if you ask my (real) best friends, they'll tell you I've always wanted to be a housewife. A rich housewife nonetheless. It's the fifties thing, I know. Like pin-up girls, they look so perfect. The classic housewife. Not the desperate kind, mind you. I can cook. I know how to wash clothes (with a machine!). And even if I don't really like cleaning up, well, I can always get a maid. HAHAHA!
