I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.So what the fuck do you care if I'm going celibate...? I still feel so fucking sexxxy... ...
It's Sunday. As usual, the Barks & Co. went to the beach. We had lotsav fun today because we tried out my new kayak! whooopee! Twas loads of fun... but my arms are now hurting so much... *sigh* The price you pay for fun? Crazzzzzy!I love the beach... everytime I go there, I just feel so serene. It wasn't too hot today, just...
Current mood: giddy Love is not all: it is not meat nor drink Nor slumber nor a roof against the rain; Nor yet a floating spar to men that sink And rise and sink and rise and sink again; Love can not fill the thickened lung with breath, Nor clean the blood, nor set the fractured bone; Yet many a man is making...
Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.Commandment 2. If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.Commandment 3. Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!Commandment 4. Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and...
My day started with a *BANG*! No, nobody got shot... but i had a major migraine. All because I slept sooo late and I was suddenly awakened by hardcore banging on the door by Claire! Accckkk! She just wanted to copy some documents from my computer. Shish! My day started with a *BANG*! No, nobody got shot... but i had a major migraine....